And finally, a giggle or 2...
To all my friends, thanks to you for sending me chain letters in 2005:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even walk about 7 blocks
for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to sial a stupid number and then I get a phone
bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore, and Tokyo.
I stopped comsuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks
with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places.like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is,
for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital
7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed
to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I
got a curse from hell
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you e-mail this to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will poop on you today at
7 PM.
(See? That made scrolling down this whole page worth it, right?)
